Dark times descended on the Dude as he came off that mountain top. once on shore, with the Woman, he lay in exhaustion. His penis felt like it was on a low fire every time he attempted to pee. Needless to say a twelve hour, bumpy bus ride did not help his disposition. On top of that he had not managed to evacuate himself for the past five days. Unfortunately for the Dude ( and several friends) the cause of his constipation also increased his appetite. As a result his bowls were backed up for what he estimated to be about a meter. It had descended to within four cm of his anus and had lodged there making him feel success was but a squeeze away. Nothing could be further from the truth!
Posted on: Tue, 11 Mar 2014 10:52:06 +0000
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