Darn it! Thought Terence, I didnt want decaf...and Im already late for work. Could this day get any worse? This is ridiculous! What am I supposed to do now?! Oh, the same thing you always do, Terence. Youre just going to take it and not say anything because youre a coward...arent you? Youre so afraid of confrontation that youre just going to sit there and smile and drink your decaf because youre a big, fat, coward. NO!!! No, not this time. THIS time Im not leaving a tip...well now Terence dont be hasty, these kids barely survive on tips. They barely pay them anything, no wonder they make mistakes. Theyre probably delirious from malnourishment. And besides, sometimes caffeine gives you the shakes. One minute youre energized and ready to go, and the next minute youre a leaf on a tree at a tornado dance party. Shoot. Maybe Ill just leave a small tip. Large enough to help, but small enough so that they dont feel that theres not still room for improvement. If I wasnt already so late for work Id ask for another one. Id ask for a single shot soy latte...NOT decaf...the way I ordered it! But lucky for these knuckle-heads, one more write-up for lateness and Im fired. Then Lisa will leave me for sure. Her parents already hate me. They always tell her what a loser I am. Well, Ill show them! Oh who am I kidding? I am a loser. I dont deserve Lisa. Sometimes I think Id be better off extinct. Darn it! Dang! Ok...ok Terence, bring it down a notch. You dont have to be so dramatic. Dang it!!! I only have a five! I dont want to ask for change. It will make me look cheap and plus I have to go, like right now! But I cat leave five dollars for a tip. Thats too much, ESPECIALLY when I didnt even get what I ordered! But I cant leave nothing. Oh, I should have stayed in bed today.
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 06:43:57 +0000
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