Daves rant of the day. Because the designing of our roads typically goes to the lowest union bidder, we are left with one way in the North Oldham Middle School, and one way out. Simply put, the line of cars with children to good to walk, ride the bus, or with parents terrified their children might explore the world on their own, is enormous. So, on that rare occasion when my child does not ride the bus, I am forced to sit in a looooong line of vehicles. Here are some simple suggestions I believe can fix some of the issues. 1. Your brat can walk. 2. If too far, your brat can ride the bus. 3. If no bus, then your brat is going to the wrong school. 4. If you must drive your brat, while your in the line tell you brat to get ready to get OUT. 5. Please pull your car all the way up. I know it might be an extra 20 feet for your brat to walk, but Michelle Obama says most kids are fat and do not get enough exercise anyway. 6. Did I mention that while in line, have your brat get ready to get out. It is not helping the loooong line when your brat is finishing up your home cooked pop-tart and boxed apple juice. 7. You do not need to get out of your car to act as a chauffeur for your brat. The school actually has chauffeurs that drive large yellow vehicles with automatic doors. 8. Waving at the other cars with a smile demonstrating that you know your holding up the line wastes more time and kind of pisses me off. 9. Wait to call your psychologist, or yoga instructor until you have successfully navigated the exit. 10. No one wants to see your pajamas or yoga pants. That simply reminds those who are on their way to work that you do not work. This means that people realize you do not work, and that is why you do not care whether the line is held up or not. 11. Your brat is not cute and worthy of a school pic from your iPhone every morning. To the contrary, everyone in the line has a brat and they are usually sick of their own, so why the he** would they think yours are precious. 12. For the love of God, use your turn signal. We cannot read your freaking mind. THAT IS ALL.
Posted on: Thu, 06 Nov 2014 14:39:42 +0000
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