Dead Week, Day 4: There is no ice cream left in the Workshop. I fear that I may soon starve to death. However, I have discovered a bag of peach gummy candies that have provided me adequate sustenance until a more permanent source of energy can be found. This energy deficiency has resulted in a drastic decrease in productivity in the members of the Workshop, all of whom are currently not studying with the exception of Joseph, who is sitting in the living room pondering the intricacies of quantum mechanics. His ability to do so can only be attributed to the strange orange cap on his head, which has recently been found to have magical powers in a field study performed by our researcher and former resident Tyler, who has been outsourced to the Fort as of this past summer after experiencing a strange but allegedly life-altering phenomenon known as graduation. Sources have also reported a strange sound periodically resonating throughout the apartment, described as a deep, oddly soothing rumble. Our initial hypotheses included suggestions such as movement of furniture, Jays snoring, and/or the lingering storm outside. We have found none of these to be true, however; upon further inspection the source has been confirmed to be Matthews didgeridoo, a strange instrument which requires the mastery of circular breathing to properly play, and whose name I had to google to spell correctly. In regards to our shortage of rations, a few members have assembled underneath my blanket fortress to cope. After much deliberation of our predicament we have been left no choice but to send out a distress signal to a nearby outpost, which is believed to have the ability to bear cheesy sticks. We hope that these rumors may be confirmed shortly. #WorkshopFinals2014
Posted on: Fri, 12 Dec 2014 08:49:51 +0000
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