Dear AARP, I know that I fit the profile of your desired demograph- I love antiquing, eating at MCL, going to bed around 7:30 whenever possible. I hate those hoodlums that wear their pants around their knees and walk on my lawn. Modern technology tends to confuse me. I dont understand the young peoples obsession over SWAG and YOLO. But please, for the love of Matlock, STOP sending me junk mail. It seems I get something every single day from you people! Youre killing so many trees and wasting the nice postmans time. Im only 24.
Posted on: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 02:34:34 +0000
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