Dear Doctor Best, Im at my wits end. My tent and encampment are infested with gnomes. Not the cute kind that pretend to be elves and fix all my smelly hole invested period shoes, but the kind that drinks all my liquor, titters in a fingernails-on-a-chalkboard style in the middle of the night, and never lowers the lid after using the port-a-johns. How do I get rid of them? When I sweep one of them out of my tent, three more arrive in more shapes and sizes than shields on the battlefield. They are even spreading to the entire encampment. It is like some evil fairy crop dusted the campgrounds with quick growing gnome seeds. What can I do? - Midair, who wishes the infestation was of instead of cotehardie clad women who were all working on their massage certifications.
Posted on: Fri, 25 Jul 2014 17:28:22 +0000
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