Dear FB, Not allowing me access to or sight of my fan pages is truly bad form. Now, we have had discussions of this nature before, and I do not think I need to remind you of my *crack* team of stealth ninja fairies. Nor do you wish to be reminded of the aroma of singed eyebrow hair. I respectfully request that you emancipate said pages from captivity or I shall be forced to release my squadron of highly trained attack fairies...well, all except Trout Lilly (hey, not everybody can get the good fairy names like Violet and Buttercup). Sadly, she only knows three spells, and one is to control her allergy to armadillo dander....but I digress. I demand access to my pages forthwith! Respectfully, Me
Posted on: Mon, 24 Jun 2013 22:49:41 +0000
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