Dear Facebook Stalker, You do not know me and now would be a good time to abandon hope that you ever will. My Facebook statuses and pictures might be a tiny insight into my lifestyle but let me remind you that you are only just scratching the surface when it comes to unravelling the rather complex wiring of this brain. Few near and dear ones are privvy to what goes on behind those brown eyes of doom and fewer still have access to the cogs n wheels whirring silently in the machinations of this fragile heart. Call me insular but I already have a rather rad set of friends and those piteous conversation starters you fill up my inbox with will go unnoticed for all of eternity so you might as well give it a rest. Now dont get me wrong. I love meeting people. Human beings are the trippiest things alive. But if you need to resort to a social network to catch my attention youre already walking around with a Not-Worth-It neon signboard hanging around your neck. Comprende? Yours truly, Not Interested. #realitycheck
Posted on: Tue, 05 Nov 2013 16:09:19 +0000
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