Dear Facebook Suggestions, I am currently not accepting Friend Requests from people with one or more of the following criteria, however somehow I keep getting them so I only have you to blame. 1. A grill (the only grill a man should have in 2014 is for barbecue) 2. Club Flyers as a majority of his profile pics (if I wanted to look at a woman naked, Id go to a mirror and make that happen, or a strip club, but I digress) 3. Profile pics at a hood club (you know the one where theyre standing in front of the painted Escalade on rims in front of some buildings, what city is that anyway???? Emerald???) 4. Someone with whom I only have three or less friends in common (and I dont really know those people either...WHO SENT YOU!!?!?) 5. A guy with a ridiculous middle name like Steven Gettinmoneythahardway Jenkins, Ace oneintheholetheotherintheeye Smith, Bobby Beengettincheddar Barry, or Jack MOB Jackson... You get my point. (Unless their mother really named them that, and for that I am truly sorry) 6. Background pics of piles of money ( you sir are not Tony Montana, Tony Ya-yo or even Tony the Tiger) 7. Now, I am not against herbal supplements at all, but the person who looks like he only works for weed money. (You know Vaseline would make those lips look less crackish) I think thats about it Facebook suggestions, but I will let you know if I think of something else. I appreciate you attempting to expand my horizons, but Im just not there yet, or ever... IM JUST NOT THERE!!!
Posted on: Tue, 01 Jul 2014 15:16:42 +0000
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