Dear, Family & Friends I have been watching you very closely all year. To sad if you have been good. Since you have ( not really). I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree on christmas eve. I was going to get you the gifts from the Twelve Days of Christmas, but we have had a little problem up here. The twelve fiddlers fiddling came down with V.D. from fiddling with the ten ladies dancing, the eleven pipers playing have been arrested for doing something weird to the seven swans a swimming and the six geese a laying, four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves and the partridge in the pear tree have me up to my ass in bird shit. On top of all that, Mrs Clause is going through menopause, eight of my reindeers are in heat and the elves have joined the Gay Liberation and those dumbass pollocks have scheduled Christmass for the 5 of FEBURARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS ANYWAY!!!!! SANTA
Posted on: Fri, 29 Nov 2013 04:05:16 +0000
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