Dear Ford Mustang driver traveling down 94 east going approximately 100mph, You almost hit me. You were an inch from my mirror. I want you to know Ill remember your car, and if I see you exiting it, you can expect a swift punch to the jugular. In the mean time Ill tell you this: driving that fast does not make you look like Vin Diesel. It makes you look like a high school senior with a small penis, who thinks their car is still cool. Its not and hasnt been for some years now. Sorry. Also, your exhaust is stupid and just draws more attention to your idiocy. Youre lucky I did not call 911 because you went too fast for me to gather your license plate number. Someone will call, that is if you dont cause a pile up before then. Sincerely, Mother who drives a 2 year old around in the car you almost hit.
Posted on: Fri, 14 Nov 2014 22:19:37 +0000
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