Dear Gourmet Jelly Bean Manufacturers, I know it is July now but seriously, can you please stop putting funky ass flavors in your boxes? Is it really that difficult? Thats the only reason you have a flavor chart on your box because you know you have some shitty and or way too bold flavors thrown in there that will make two out of three people cringe. Some of us just want to eat our jelly beans worry free. Dare I grab a small handful and eat them at the same time? With regular jelly beans Im able to do quickly analyze and enjoy. Okay, black jelly beans are black licorice flavored. Noted. The rest? Shovel them fistful after fistful to your hearts content. Unless you color your black licorice jelly beans purple. In that case, congrats. You threw me a BIG curve ball when I was a child and to this day because of you I cannot completely trust purple jelly beans. Keep in mind I love black licorice flavored jelly beans. I just pick them all out and save them for last. But throw them in with a bunch of fruit flavored ones? Thats some evil shit right there. Which brings me to gourmet jelly beans. You know what. Should I just make a video ranting about jelly beans for 5-7 minutes? Rotflol. Sure it would be a joke but maybe it would get some laughs. Yay / nay?
Posted on: Tue, 01 Jul 2014 18:21:49 +0000
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