Dear Grandchild, Your dad will likely homeschool you. One day you will do too much math and suddenly become unable to think. Your dad wiil become irritated. Show him this: After two hours of math review his brain packed up, stomped out of his skull, and that was the last we saw of it today. Me: And right...here you committed a math sin. You moved the equals sign. This here is not the same as this here. Same symbols totally different meaning. This is a government move. YS (13): But. Zero plus anything equals zero. Me: (No idea how this might be relevant in any way but this is too good to leave alone.) Oh, really? How exciting! So if I have zero gummy bears and you give me two gummy bears I still have no gummy bears? Zero is like a black hole? YS: Stop proving me wrong! Its...I need to do something else. Its anything plus zero equals zero! Me: Really? Fascinating! Explain this to me. YS: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarg! Walks out to lawn mower, cranks it up, and starts mowing the yard.
Posted on: Wed, 06 Aug 2014 20:36:54 +0000
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