Dear John Boehner: You know how you get those little postcards in the mail sometimes telling you that youre part of some class action lawsuit because you bought a malfunctioning Pez dispenser between 1995 and 2003 or something? Youre told if you want to be part of the lawsuit, you need not do anything. If you want to opt out of participating in the lawsuit, you must say so in writing. So I am writing to tell you Im opting out of the lawsuit youre filing against President Obama. This has nothing to do with the fact that on CNN tonight they showed you and some of your fellow Repubs mocking Obama while readying your lawsuit. Ive grown accustomed to you folks acting like a bunch of spoiled brats each time you dont get your own way about something. No, this is all about money. My money. I cant get a definite figure on how much youre going to spend of taxpayer money for this. Whatever it is, its too much. You havent earned a cent of your pay for quite a few years now. So youre going to sue the President for trying to earn his. Pardon my denseness, but Im somehow missing the logic in that. You and your fellow Repubs spent $2.3 million worth of taxpayer money trying to defend the indefensible Defense of Marriage act. You did this even though poll after poll indicates that most Americans really dont feel the need to stick their noses into someone elses personal life. You and your fellow Repubs are spending an estimated $3.3 million on your most recent Benghazi investigation. Courtesy of the taxpayers of course. Once again, excuse me for my denseness, but Im still not getting why you were silent when several thousand Americans were killed in the 9/11/2001 attacks--despite the fact that the Bush administration had received warnings that indicated such an attack was coming. And Im also a bit befuddled about your silence when Bush took us into Iraq looking for non-existent WMDs. How many people died because of that little jaunt into fantasyland? If silence is golden, you and your fellow Repubs have a whole Ft. Knox worth of silence on that one. So. Im opting out of this lawsuit. When you get a ballpark figure on how much this latest exercise in ignorance will cost, please divide that amount by the number of taxpayers in the country and send me the refund I have coming. Also, I would like this in cash. No offense, but I dont want to be left holding a worthless check when youve finally managed to bleed my country dry with all your fiscal conservatism. Im looking forward to seeing whats next on your agenda. If I recall, Michele Obama was wearing a blue dress in that beautiful photo making the rounds a while back. Maybe you could sue her for discriminating against Repubs by not wearing a RED dress. Just a suggestion. Im sure that, even as I write, the Republican Nitwit Committee is brainstorming more ways to spend lots of money on all these vendettas youve tried to pass off as being in the interest of the American people. So. Please remove my name as a plaintiff in your lawsuit. I am looking forward to receiving my cash refund, which I will immediately take to Redners to have it examined with their nifty money scanner to be sure it isnt as bogus as you are. Sincerely, Cindy
Posted on: Sat, 12 Jul 2014 02:18:36 +0000
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