Dear Low-Ball Stadium DJ playing the all-day party across the river in the small neighborhood football stadium. You have been dropping out the singable/recognize-able main parts of the vocals of the songs all day. Have you built up the energy yet? You have been MCing over the other parts ALL DAY too. Yes! Good for you! Did it build up the energy yet? Are they with you? Are they feeling it? You are now in full stadium rave mode. The bass is, in fact, throbbing 0.5km away here at my home. Yay! It is so loud it may as well be the stereo in my living room. Now. Please tell me. When do you learn to beat match? Mix tonally? Play a full vocal without yelling over it? Layer? Wait. Do you have glow sticks and a blonde girl in pony tails near you? Oh. Check. Got it. Oh YAY! You just did another 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 ARE YOU READY countdown! IM FEELING IT! Again! Where is my pacifier and menthol rub.
Posted on: Sun, 20 Jul 2014 18:54:43 +0000
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