Dear Miss Kersey AKA small foot/bambi on stilts. You are cordially invited to a day of fun organised by Miss Hillcoat AKA big boobs/goldilocks and Miss Jones AKA midget/Iownthatbar date being September 27th 2014. Please be rested the night previous. You will need energy. Please ensure you are at The George (I think youve heard of it) at 13.00 hours. You will have prepared a bag with a change of clothes and a hair brush which will be left at the pub till we return from our adventure. There shall be zero posh lunch or dinner. Your day attire will consist of comfy clobber including layers for a chill (especially Miss Kersey who freezes constantly in Ibiza) which can be wrapped around the waist (or lost) during the day. Trainers or boots with grip and an anorak of some description. Water or hip flask advised. Your pedigree chum bars might work (Becks and I loved them. Ahem) anyway. We will have a quick fun lunch before we head off to our destination. Suuuuupwiiiise Chineeeese eyes and laugh at each other for about 3 hrs. This will result in us gagging for beer so will return to The George (Im sure you know it) where the 3 of us will get changed whilst consuming bubbly and listen to Disclosure. On completion of this task we will head to meet the rest of the crew in a pub in SARF EAST and proceed to get smashed. Mucho Love Lis & Becks, we love you xx
Posted on: Tue, 23 Sep 2014 18:59:23 +0000