Dear Mr Robinsons fruit and Barley juice inventor of the world, Today has been a sad day, a day that I knew would eventually come. Today I transitioned from child to grown up :(. The evil dentist, my arch enemy has lectured me about your effects on my teeth (worth it) and if I want to escape his clutches I must give up on the one thing I love. Your sweet sweet sweet juice. I thought I could be a kid forever and hide you in a coffee cup when Im 40 walking to work. But I know now this was but a dream, the worlds a cruel place. You have been my oldest friend having met you at 4 years old, you cheered me up after all attempts from my mother failed, you comforted me when my brother broke my barbie dream house, you saved my life during that spin class and last of all built life into my soul after many a heavy deathly hangover. My friend now the time has come for me to say goodbye to our childhood love affair. Goodbye my lover. Its been fruity. Yours forever faithfully Chloe Robertson. BYE.
Posted on: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 19:21:58 +0000
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