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Dear Oklahoma Weather....Things arent working out the way I thought they would for us. Ive met someone new. His name is Tropical Weather and he makes me blissfully happy. Id like you to pack your cold front, along with your hail, and vacate before I return home tomorrow. Im looking for a stable, easily predictable relationship. You are currently unstable, and being with you is comparable to a scary roller coaster ride full of ups & downs & extremes. Im sorry it didnt work out. We just are going in different directions lately. Im going to ask Tropical Weather to come home with me. I hope he says YES!! He makes me feel all warm & tingly & blissfully happy. Please be gone along with your friends, Tornado Warning, Freeze Warning, and Red Flag Fire Danger. Dont forget to pack your hail. I wont miss your extreme changes. Signed, Your Fair Weather Friend.....DeAna
Posted on: Sun, 13 Apr 2014 23:21:48 +0000

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