Dear People Who Steal Espresso Machines, Youre all quite shit people. It wasnt my machine that got stolen, and it didnt affect me directly, but this is now the third time Ive heard of friends espresso machines being stolen. Its not the same as stealing a car; its not a mere inconvenience to the person who owns it. Its their source of income. If it isnt there, the owner and everyone who works there get their pockets picked. These are people on minimum wage, man. They earn less than your thieving arse by a long shot. I realise stealing shit is your job. I think you should get a better job, but thats besides the point. Go and nick some pretentious ad mans Hummer. Flog that oversized, completely unnecessary flatscreen. Rob a bank, I dont care. Just dont take the things that allow people to earn the money that pays their rent. If you know a person who steals espresso machines, encourage them to start stealing something less useful. Or maybe even steal nothing at all. And if anybodys seen a three group Kees van der Westen Spirit and two Mazzer Roburs for sale out the back of a truck, gies a bell.
Posted on: Mon, 06 Oct 2014 12:13:25 +0000
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