Dear Santa, How Old Am I Again? Almost 13? Yeah I Want My Pony. This Is The 3rd @Year I Havent Gotten My Pony? Why Is This? Anyways....Look Im Not Giving You Cookies This Year. Youre Fat Okay. You Know What You Get? Fat Free Milk And A Fiber One Chewy Bar. And How You Go To Every Kids House In Just 6 Hours? I Did The Math, I Go To Sleep At Like 10 Try To Stay Up To See You, Fall Asleep, Wake Up At Like 8. So Thats A Good 6 To 7 Hours? AND YOU TELL ME 9 RAIN DEERS LUG YOU AROUND THE GLOBE? Nope. Dont Care How Many Midgets You Got Working For You Aint Possible! And BTW My History Teacher Said The North Pole Aint Real! What You Gonna Say!? Better Not Get No More Underwear Either! And I Wear Large T Shirts...You Bought Me Like 8 Crop Tops Last Year! Aight.....Peace.
Posted on: Wed, 04 Dec 2013 23:12:14 +0000
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