Dear Skinny People, Im ready to make my public apology. I - TopicsExpress



          

Dear Skinny People, Im ready to make my public apology. I apologize (profusely) for secretly engaging in thermostat wars all these years. I apologize for laughing when you said you were cold. (A concept which has, until this past year, eluded me.) I apologize, most especially to my daughters yet to others as well, for forcing you to wear overcoats INSIDE my home. And for threatening violence should you even dare to look at the thermostat. I am sorry. I do not beg the Universe for a sweltering summer. I am merely saying, I now recognize and acknowledge cold. Brrrr!
Posted on: Mon, 24 Mar 2014 01:24:43 +0000

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