Dear Stephen Hawking, Hows it going man? Its been a long time broseph-hambone... too long ...but since the incident at the pie bake-off...I just cant bring myself to... Oh I didnt want to bring that up ....but now I cant erase it because my backspace key is broken, Delete your short term memory chip to avoid PTS flashbacks dude. Anyhoo, I heard that you are boycotting Israel, dudetown. Thats radical. Upon the announcement of your boycottification (check spelling), this one dude was all like, oh hey, good for him! Well, Dudeman-maximus, check out this breaking newzizzzle flash-izzle: Im doing this thing called Im boycotting Israel and England and also Mali and Tanzania and Papua New Guinea and Venezuela. Good for me! None of the countries are legitimate. Im also boycotting Switzerland and Norway and Panama and El Salvador and the US and Kenya and Mongolia. Also Im boycotting Russia and Tajikistan too. YEAH! Good for me. Im really good. Maybe youve heard of it? Well playa, do take care. Oh yeah, um...hows the family? Did you get that electromagnetic thermal field fluctuation device you were telling me about? Michio tells me were almost at Type 1 Civilization! He eats so much KFC. Sometimes I think its all about the chickens for him... but alas... I digress. Im worried about his cholesterol, and those poor chickens. Well, take care and tell Wilbur Ill look into that chowder recipe for Tuesdays croquet game. Peace in the Middle East, Matt
Posted on: Sat, 24 May 2014 07:28:56 +0000
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