Dear Top Secret Mission Ninja Agent working in the BH1 area this evening. Please dont be offended if I point out that I noticed your secret mission invisibility costume was slightly flawed when I saw you cycling towards me in the dark, the wrong way down a one way street. Despite your jet black clothing and no lights, when you were about six feet away I could make you out by the whites of your eyes when I was driving towards you in my two tonne metal van. I also understand that due to the weaving nature of the cycling, your cycling with no hands training is not fully complete. But, as a positive suggestion, you could have completed your secret mission invisibility costume by using your spare hands and putting them over your eyes when you saw me approaching, making you completely Top Secret invisible. I then wouldnt have been able to see you for toffee. Anyway, I hope you completed your mission successfully despite people driving around in big heavy vehicles being able to only just about see you. I also fully appreciate the secret nature of your mission and I dont want to blow your cover, but am I close in thinking it had something to do with the Darwin Awards?? Keep up the fantastic work, Rob.
Posted on: Fri, 12 Dec 2014 18:43:23 +0000
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