Dear Uterus, I would like to thank you for giving me the ability to eventually fulfill my womanly duty to bear children. However, until that time comes, please stop trying to escape my body. It feels as though you are an alien and you are trying to claw your way out. I mean seriously, I give you a nice warm place to call home and this is how you repay me? We are going to have to revise your lease. Sincerely, Your owner/landlord thats really sick and tired of dealing with your painful crap.
Posted on: Sat, 15 Nov 2014 06:00:41 +0000