Dear Valued Customer, We at DWP are committed to preserving are most valuable resource. As many of you know we are in the midst of 4 year drought here in the great State of California Many of us have made sacrifices and have taken steps to cut back on on our daily water usage. But we need to do more. A lot more. We have held countless meetings with local city officials and focus groups. After thousands upon thousands of hours of meetings and eating enough Krispy Kreme doughnuts to fill a warehouse. And drinking enough coffee and soda to fill the California Delta 3 times. We at The DWP have come up with a sure fire way to help with this devastating drought. Yes it will take effort on you part. But with your help we can do it. We can make California The Golden State once again #1) Men when masturbating in the shower, instead of thinking of Jennifer Lawrence naked. We here at The DWP encourage you to think of Oprah Winfrey or Hillary Clinton naked. Your Special Purpose will be limp in a matter of seconds. Thus saving an average 75% in water usage and 50% on you monthly gas bill. #2) Ladies, The same goes for you. Resist on you using the water massage on you clitoris. If you insist on doing so., May we suggest on dreaming about Don Knotts or Larry King naked. Remember as The former Mayor of Los Angeles, The Honorable Tom Bradley once said.... If its Brown flush it down If its Yellow Let it mellow
Posted on: Sun, 02 Nov 2014 01:25:26 +0000
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