Dear disgruntled PC user, Ive been getting in a lot of emails lately about problems people are having with their computer. I have a general sequence of procedures that I follow, so I decided to let everyone know my secret to success when it comes to correcting computers. When my computer messes up, usually I start with a good verbal lashing, then if it still persists I may either slam the mouse profusely or start rapidly slamming my fingers on the keyboard. I may even slam the mouse into the monitor. Most of the time this works but if it doesnt the next step is to immediately start slapping the monitor around, pushing it back so it hits the wall. Usually about this time the PC is shaken into submissions but sometimes you get those stubborn ones. Now the next step has to be carried out very carefully in order to work properly. After youve done everything up to this point theres probably no hope for it anyway but theres just one more thing you can do in order to show it whos boss. Once youve slapped the monitor around and it still persists to give you problems slowly stand up while scooting your chair to the side. Take a couple steps back and get a good running start, then swiftly kick in the main part of the computer usually on the floor. If its right next to the monitor do the same only exercise a flying spin kick, knocking it onto the floor, yank out a few wires and whip the PC with them. Continue to do this until you feel better, then let the computer sit for a couple days, giving it something to think about. This always works and is fool proof. always remember you are the master vs. machine. Sincerely, DR. PC
Posted on: Thu, 07 Nov 2013 19:00:03 +0000