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Dear internets: Please cease trying to entice me into giving a rats ass about Kim Kardashian* getting married. You arent even going about it intelligently. If you dont lead with pics of Bruce Jenners dress and jewelry youve already lost most of my potential curiosity.....I mean PLEASE! What the hell else has he been getting all those ill-advised procedures, plugs, and injections for if not to look arresting, nay HEART-STOPPING in a frock at Kims wedding?!? So....unless George R. Martin wrote, directed and filmed the wedding.....Im not interested. *I find it rather disturbing that Kardashian is pre-loaded in my cell phones dictionary yet I had to teach my phone cock-juggeling-thunder-cunt.
Posted on: Tue, 27 May 2014 17:05:15 +0000

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