Dear lovely lady/fellow human I met this morning. I realize how your interpretation of me trying to politely get your attention away from your friends as you discussed whose handbag was more expensive, must have surly seemed as if my bargain store fashion and $10 handbag wanted to join you. However, that was not the case. I simply wanted to quietly let you know you had a ten foot stream of toilet paper trailing behind your imported pencil skirt. Honestly, Im not sure how you managed to make that make-shift bridal train happen....I suppose it just wasnt meant to be that I tell you. Who knows, maybe those trains will be the hottest thing in Junes issue of Glamour magazine. Thank you for making me smile! :) Damn humans are so very confused!!
Posted on: Fri, 25 Apr 2014 19:05:01 +0000
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