Dear mysterious powers of the universe, aka miracles, fate etc - TopicsExpress



          

Dear mysterious powers of the universe, aka miracles, fate etc etc, All this talk of Easter has given me a bright idea. In a matter of hours I will have the unfortunate realisation that I will no longer be 21. Some may feel describing this as a tragedy may be a little melodramatic, personally I think its accurate. In light of my upcoming misfortune I would like to request a favour, you know, a cheeky handout. Please resurrect in full deliciousness too keep me company in my darkest hour, a Mr Heath Ledger, maybe with his cute blonde hair (A knights tale) would be an added bonus, and not as a psychotic deranged cross dressing killer (Joker) as passing him numerous make up wipes would only delay how long it would take to get him to my bedroom. Just to be 100% clear Ive attached a quick video, you know so you dont get all confused and resurrect Jesus again. Cheers. youtube/watch?v=S7N6kB11GpE
Posted on: Tue, 22 Apr 2014 14:19:42 +0000

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