Dear seemingly prehistoric bird in the tree beside my bedroom window that has been literally shrieking, non stop, since 3:00am, If youre looking for a mate, I think you should take a different approach. I appreciate that your wear your heart on your wing, but chicks sometimes dig a little mystery. Rein it in a little. If you stop flipping all the cards so fast, youll find yourself a branch buddy in no time. Additionally, I will get more than three hours of sleep. With kind regards - your exhausted neighbor, John Moore P.S. I hear that Patagonia is lovely this time of year.
Posted on: Tue, 29 Jul 2014 18:43:30 +0000
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