Dear telemarketer: While I appreciate the difficulty involved in tracking down the person you actually want to speak with, I can assure you that there is no Mrs. Rodger Wilkie at this number. My wife is not a Mrs., not a Rodger, and not a Wilkie. She has her own identity independent of me in precisely the same way in which I have my own identity independent of her. She is no more a Mrs. Rodger Wilkie than I am a Mr. Heather Brander. So kindly return your assumptions to the 1950s where they belong, and feel free to call back when you are prepared to recognize all members of my family on their own terms. Have a nice day.
Posted on: Tue, 03 Jun 2014 18:29:44 +0000
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