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Dearest Building Manager, I hope this email finds you well. If you are reading this you should fear the worst. After several attempts we have been unable to relay the dire message that the temperature within our place of business has become unbearable. At first we had believed that we were getting a touch of the vapors, but upon further examination our doctors informed us that it was in fact Hotter than the Devils armpit up in here. Please excuse my impertinence, I suspect the heat is causing dementia and not sure how long we can hold out. But as the good book tells us we must always soldier on. Perchance if you are to stumble upon our sweaty bodies devoid of the life that abounded such youthful exuberance, please tell my beloved I died a noble death, one that will honor my memory. Tell her to remember our picnic in the garden and scaling the foothills behind the Taco Bell. She believes not in dragons and the fancies of children, so make sure your story has firm footing within the realm of reality. From the writing desk of James McGee
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 22:13:09 +0000

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