Dearly beloved person, I am Mbonga Naw Al-mosded Alani, son of the late King of the combined nations of Africa, the incredible Fosssosa Fosooosa Alani (may his name always be ignored). I dictate this letter in my last hope, being paralyzed from my tongue downwards. In fact, it is a most miserable fact that my tongue is the only portion of my body still left functional, the rest of my body being afflicted with cancer, AIDS, leprosy, diabetes, and all other manner of ailments to be found on this earth, and collected by me in one place. Please do not feel sorry for me, there is no point in wasting your precious and valuable time in this way, as the doctors inform me that I shall be dead within 24 hours, after which my body will instantly turn into a pool of slime (The result of the ailments mentioned earlier). The reason I have these terrible illness is that when a child I committed a great blasphemy, when my unworthy foot did desecrate the holy pile of manure that did stand in the center of our holy village. For this I was cursed, and told that the only way I could lift the curse was by giving away all my wealth. This my greedy soul could not bear to do, even as every disease in the universe took up residence within my mortal frame. Even now, with nothing functional but my tongue, that greed still functions. However, our shaman informs me that unless I give away my great, immense fortune of 500,000,000 Denribi (Five Hundred Million Denribi – denribi is the currency of our tribe) I will have all the same diseases in the after life as well – this I cannot bear, as I wish to make many more millions in the after life, and not to share them with anybody, and being only able to move one’s tongue and nothing else is inconvenient for this. Do you know (it is heartbreaking, dearly beloved person) but I have not been able to even touch one of the fifty wives and concubines that my grandfather left me in his will. Now, to save my miserable profits in the after life, I wish to bequeath my whole and entire fortune of 500,000,000 Denribi (Five Hundred Million Denribi – denribi is the currency of our tribe) to you, my dearly beloved person. Take it, and run away with it, or do whatever you wish. In our little village in africa, this is a great fortune indeed. In the outside world it converts to roughly five american dollars. If you want these five dollars, contact me AT ONCE. Or I will give them to someone else, and you will have forever lost your chance to gain this great fortune. I would send you hugs and kisses, dearly beloved person, but with the diseases that I have, if I do that you will surely die. Yours with great love, Mbonga Naw Al-mosded Alani P.s: 5 dollars!!
Posted on: Fri, 23 Aug 2013 20:14:10 +0000
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