Decided last night that Google Chromes wee pronouncements on the failings of my computer would be greatly improved if it talked like Sean Connery: Chrome: It has come to my attention that your computer is shit Me: Errr..but it was fine only yesterday? Chrome: That was in the past. The past is an irrelevance. Now it is shit Me: But its still working Chrome: That is also an irrelevance. I have tested it, and deemed it to be shit Me: Well I hardly think its fair.. Chrome: Your opinion is irrelevant. It is shit Me: But.. Chrome: Completely shit Me: Wha.. Chrome: Totally shit Me: Now you just hang on a min.. Chrome: You are also shit, because you have not replaced it immediately with one that is not shit, a device that is worthy of my browserly magnificence Me: ....? Chrome: A computer of such a manifestly non-shit specification that it shall satisfy all my requirements for speed, memory capacity, and operating system modernity so that I might consent to occupy its hard drive for years to come Me: But I cant afford anything like that Chrome: You and your computer are shit. You are henceforth permanently switched to Internet Explorer. Have a nice day ;-)
Posted on: Sat, 12 Apr 2014 09:38:49 +0000