Deep Thoughts (1) Im not saying lets go kill all the stupid people. Im just saying lets remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out. (2) I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now. (3) You can tell a lot about a womans mood just by looking at her hands. If they are holding a gun, shes probably angry. (4) Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers. (5) You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? Thats common sense leaving your body. (6) I dont like making plans for the day because then the word premeditated gets thrown around in the courtroom. (7) I didnt make it to the gym today. That makes fifty three years in a row. (8) I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the jim this morning. (9) Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers, if you find one, whats your plan?
Posted on: Mon, 04 Aug 2014 15:42:45 +0000
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