Dentists can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and they say, I wish youd come to me sooner. ~~~~~ So this is why theres no more spit bowls at the dentists office? ~~~~~ Happiness is your dentist telling you it wont hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. -- Johnny Carson ~~~~~ Toothaches always start on Friday night right before the weekend when the Dental Office will be closed. ~~~~~ No Frills Dentist Appointment The Smiths were shown into the dentists office, where Mr. Smith made it clear he was in a big hurry. No fancy stuff, Doctor, he ordered, No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with. I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you, said the dentist admiringly. Now, which tooth is it? Mr. Smith turned to his wife Sue. Show him, honey. ~~~~~ My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoons appointments. -- Steven Wright ~~~~~ At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldnt make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year, although she had bags of chips and popcorn, not one child came knocking at her door. ~~~~~ A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. Now, young man, asked the dentist, what kind of filling would you like for that tooth? Chocolate, please, replied the youngster. ~~~~~ Q: What time was the Vampires dentist appointment? A: Tooth-Hurty (2:30) ~~~~~ Q: What does the dentist of the year get? A.: A little plaque. ~~~~~ Q: Whats the difference between a dentist and a New York Yankee fan? A: One yanks for the roots and the other roots for the Yanks. ~~~~~ Did You Know? •Signs of gum disease: * Bleeding gums (even when you brush) * Red, swollen or tender gums. * Loose teeth * Persistent bad breath * Receding gums * Teeth or dentures fit together differently when biting. If you have any of these symptoms, call your dentist as soon as possible! •Studies show that kids who chew sugarless gum have less cavities! Chewing gum increases the flow of saliva which decreases acidity in the mouth. The act of chewing helps clean plaque build-up. https://alayshialewis.wordpress/
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