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Derp moment: So yesterday morning I was so out of it when my alarm went off that my brain decided to implode. My immediate response was panic. I frantically groped at everything on the nightstand trying to find the source of the awful screeching that had awoken me. Holding the phone and a few hair ties in one hand, I claw at Critters alarm clock and random things near the bed trying to find the cause of the noise. I cant find it. What is happening? Reality is broken. That is the only possibility. I shove Critter awake and grunt my distress. He then laughs and takes the phone out of my hand and swipes the screen to turn off my alarm. The alarm I set myself last night....as I do /every/ night. The alarm that pops up that nifty message on the screen that says Alarm. THAT alarm. Yay me...
Posted on: Thu, 10 Oct 2013 05:52:20 +0000

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