Diary of a teacher... (A few days ago) Student 1: Ms. Lissa, are you married? Me: .... No. Student 1: Do you have a boyfriend? Me: .............. No. Student 2: Oh, yes you do!!! I am your boyfriend, and you are my girlfriend! Me: mmm... No, you are not my boyfriend, and I am not your girlfriend. Student: Oh, yes you are! Will you marry me?! Me: Hun, I cant be your girlfriend, nor your wife. I am your TEACHER. Student: Then we can wait until Im 18. Me: That wouldnt be a wise decision. By the time you are 18, Ill be 38. That means Ill be 20 years older than you. Student: Ms. Lissa, that doesnt matter. Love has no age! Me: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 *speechless* Student: So, I think you should marry me. Ill take you wherever you want for our honeymoon. *Oh Lord! This isnt happening...* Student 3: Well, Ms. Lissa, I think you should marry ME, because I think that you look like a Victorias Secret model. Me: Well, thank y.... 😳 wait, WHAT?! 😱😱😱😱😱😂😂😂😂😂😂 Well, little dude, I dont know WHICH catalog youve been receiving, but you are a bit confused... Anyway... youll get As for the rest of the school year... Kaythansbye!
Posted on: Tue, 11 Nov 2014 22:18:17 +0000
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