Did the priest lie: A distinguished young woman was returning home frm dubai and happened to sit by a priest in the plane, Woman: father may i ask a favor? Priest: of course what may i do for u my daughter, Woman: well i bought an expensive hand dryer for my mum and its brand new and well its over the customs limit am afraid they may confiscate it is there any way u could carry it over custom for me under ur robe perhaps? Priest: i would love to help u dear but must warn u i will not lie. Woman: with ur honest face no one will question u, When they got to customs she lets the priest lead custom officer: father do u have anything to declare, Priest: frm the top of my head down to my waist i have nothing to declare the official this answer strange custom officer: and what do u have to declare frm ur waist down priest: i have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman but which to date is unused Officer: roaring with laughter said,"go ahead father" next, Now truly did the priest lie?
Posted on: Fri, 21 Jun 2013 09:00:42 +0000
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