Died Laughing.... There was a 100 metre race going on... Referee said 1,2,3 GO!... Everybody started running except Alia Bhatt. Referee - Y r u not running...? Alia - My number is 4... SBI Bank: Our bank is giving loan without interest.... Alia Bhat: If you dont have interest in giving loan then I dont want it.... Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied.. FRENCH : I think I dont smoke (died) AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died) ALIA BHATT: I think.. (died)!! Alia bhatt and Varun Dhawan are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down. Alia - What should we do now? Varun- Well take 50:50. Alia- What about the remaining 900? Alia Bhatt: Lets go for movie . Varun: Shit, Ive got a doctors appt today. Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it. Tell him youre sick. Alia reading newspaper.... News: Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump Alia comments: Idiot !! Who told him to wear the gold medal while jumping Alia bhatt went to shop to buy Indian flag for Independence Day.... Alia told something and the shop keeper fainted. Guess what did Alia say ? Show me some more colors in this!!! Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for the weekend ? Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns Alia bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha? Mahesh bhatt: Jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe jaa!!! Deepika Padukone : I have more Fans than You.. Alia Bhatt: Big deal? I have AC at Home.
Posted on: Thu, 16 Oct 2014 06:06:46 +0000
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