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Died Laughing.... There was a 100 metre race going on... Referee said 1,2,3 GO!... Everybody started running except Alia Bhatt. Referee - Y r u not running...? Alia - My number is 4... 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 SBI Bank: Our bank is giving loan without interest.... Alia Bhat: If you dont have interest in giving loan then I dont want it.... 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied.. FRENCH : I think I dont smoke (died) AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died) ALIA BHATT: I think.. (died)!! 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 Alia bhatt and Varun Dhawan are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down. Alia - What should we do now? Varun- Well take 50:50. Alia- What about the remaining 900? 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 Alia Bhatt: Lets go for movie . Varun: Shit, Ive got a doctors appt today. Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it. Tell him youre sick. 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 Alia reading newspaper.... News: Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump Alia comments: Idiot !! Who told him to wear the gold medal while jumping 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 Alia bhatt went to shop to buy Indian flag for Independence Day.... Alia told something and the shop keeper fainted. Guess what did Alia say ? Show me some more colors in this!!! 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for the weekend ? Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns Alia bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha? Mahesh bhatt: Jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe jaa!!! 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 Deepika Padukone : I have more Fans than You.. Alia Bhatt: Big deal? I have AC at Home. 😜😜😜😜😜😜
Posted on: Mon, 22 Dec 2014 16:09:20 +0000

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