Difference between Surbuban people and ghetto people... *Their fridges: food & drinks *Our fridges: food, drinks, and mafura a voroso ya last week *Their ashtrays: an expensive ashtray with cigar ashes only *Our ashtrays: A home made ashtray roughly cut from a Hunters gold tin,with cigarette ashes,pampiri ya cadbury, used airtime coupon and lekgapetla la Orange *Their wardrobes:Clothes *Our wardrobes:Clothes & old blankets,pompo ya bicycle and toolbox *ON TOP of the wardrobe Their music collection:Original Jazz, Soul and Gospel albums *Our music collection:An MP3 disc with folders for House, hiphop,rnb,and a mix folder which consists of Kulenyane by Culture Spears,Abanye bayombona by Deborah Fraser,Dance with my father by Luther Vanross,Ngafa by Shwi noMtekhala, and Loliwe by Zahara... All this in one disc *Their ringtones:Nokia tune *Our ringtones:Ska mpotsa ka Nyoso *Their cellphones:Important calls and smses *Our cellphones:Wrong number from a random zulu guy, please call kea.tla from a gf,30min call from a friend(free minutes/ mtn 2 mtn calls/ nightshifts), your BIS/ one day data bundles has expired message, and a scam message that goes like YOUR CELL NUMBER HAS WON R500 000 PLEASE CALL ANITA ON 0734883062 TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE *Their toilets:Air freshner,toilet paper,soap, and etc *Our toilets:Toilet paper,your sisters left shoe,dikausu tsa skolo,and a roughly torn Daily Sun page with a headline like Tokoloshe gave birth to twins *When they complain about TV:These soapies have the same storyline, thats why I dont watch TV *When we complain about TV:Mfundi Vundla o tlwaela batho masepa,nkampane ba kgutlisa Emzini Wezinsizwa *When theres a crime scene in their town:Lets alert the police,these thieves should rot behind bars *When theres a crime scene in our hood: A 26 years old mother of 5 going out with a night dress and a towel wrapped around her waist screaming ba sele, ha ba rauwe,a 17 years old high school dropout asking his mommagriza igoni yami ikuphi?,and a 54 years old sotho man with a Knobkerrie shouting nna ke tlofa motho mmae :v :v Yaaah neh :(
Posted on: Fri, 09 Jan 2015 18:30:58 +0000
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