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Digging the Garden An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to dig up his garden to plant potatoes, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation: Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I wont be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. Im just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over.I know you would dig the plot for me, if you werent in prison. Love, Dad Shortly, the old man received this telegram: For Heavens sake, Dad,dont dig up the garden!! Thats where I buried the GUNS!! At 4a.m the next morning, a dozen police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns. Confused,the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asked him what to do next. His sons reply was: Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad.. Its the best I could do for you from here. -BECAUSE! Source: strictly-stress-management/stress_jokes.html

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