Digital Underground The Humpty Dance 1990 Lyrics: All right stop whatcha doin cause Im about to ruin The image and the style that ya used to I look funny but yo Im makin money see So yo world I hope youre ready for me Now gather round Im the new fool in town And my sounds laid down by the Underground I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf So just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty Yo ladies oh how I like to funk thee And all the rappers in the top ten please allow me to bump thee Im steppin tall yall and just like Humpty Dumpty Youre gonna fall when the stereos pump me I like to rhyme I like my beats funky Im spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy Im sick with dis straight gangsta mack But sometimes I get ridiculous Ill eat up all your crackers and your licorice Hey yo fat girl cmere are ya ticklish? Yeah I called ya fat look at me Im skinny It never stopped me from gettin busy Im a freak I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom Im crazy allow me to amaze thee They say Im ugly but it just dont faze me Im still gettin in the girls pants And I even got my own dance The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what Im doin, doin the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump People say Yo, Humpty youre really funny lookin Thats all right cause I get things cookin Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me But ya cant get near me I give em more see and on the floor B All the girls they adore me Oh yes ladies Im really bein sincere Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear My nose is big uh-uh Im not ashamed Big like a pickle Im still gettin paid I get laid by the ladies ya know Im in charge Both how Im livin and my nose is large I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like Cupid I use a word that dont mean nothin like looptid I sang on do whutcha like and if ya missed it Im the one who said just grab em in the biscuits Also told ya that I like to bite Well yeah I guess its obvious I also like to write All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance And now Im gonna do my dance The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what Im doin doin the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump Oh, yeah thats the break yall Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here Oh yeah! Now that I told ya a little bit about myself let me tell ya a little bit about this dance Its real easy to do check it out First I limp to the side like my leg was broken Shakin and twitchin kinda like I was smokin Crazy wack funky People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack Humpty Thats all right cause my bodys in motion Its supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play this game This is my dance yall Humpty Humps my name No two people will do it the same Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin funkin jumpin jig around shakin ya rump and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump tell him step off Im doin the Hump The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what Im doin doin the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Lets get stoopid! The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what Im doin, doin the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Oh yeah come on and break it down Once again the Underground is in the house Id like to send a shout out to the whole world Keep on doin the Humpty Dance and to the ladies Peace and humptiness forever
Posted on: Tue, 23 Dec 2014 00:28:24 +0000
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