Do you find Moldavian women exotic? Do you wish you had more Moldavian women in Ardeal? Do you need to stock up on Moldavian women to keep locked up in the cage in your moms basement? Well then, Auchan Cluj is the place for you! We will instruct you on how to capture said Moldavians. Step 1.: Dress up in treining and pantofi. Step 2.: Proceed to linger around the fruit aisle (you want the healthy ones). Step 3.: Eavesdrop on peoples conversations - you might pick up the specific colourful accent. Step 4.: Lock eyes with your prey. Step 5: Acquire beans (optional). Step 6.: Monitor (stalk) their behavior within the pack as they go about their business. You get extra points if you inconspicuously follow them between the aisles. Step 7.: SURPRISE them while they try to escape the grip of your dreadful examination. Step 8.: Make sure you get close enough to smell their shampoo while they pay for their groceries. FRIENDLY ADVICE: Do not scare them away! Should they become aware of your persistent and psychotic gaze and try to maneuver their way around you, pretend to drop your keys or feign a bank account withdrawal. WARNING: Moldavian women are clean freaks and they carry broomsticks at all times, so they might assault you; should you feel murderous, broomy vibes, keep a standard 5 meter distance. Step 9.: Assess the situation and keep a close eye especially on the one carrying the broomstick. Step 10.: Camp outside the building just to be sure they do not escape. ??? PROFIT. *** Make sure they dont run to the taxi the next time.
Posted on: Thu, 09 Oct 2014 20:24:36 +0000
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