Do you know Jack Schitt??? Many people are at a loss for a response when someone states, “…You don’t know Jack Schitt!” But now you handle such a situation with knowledge and intellect, if you can remember the following… Jack is the only son of Awe and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate married Oh Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt (Pty) Ltd. In turn, son Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced six children; Holey Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Give Schitt, Bull Schitt and twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents wishes, Deep Schitt married cousin Dumb Schitt a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt married a Mr Sherlock and because the children were living with them she kept her previous married surname and was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt later married Loda Schitt and they produced a son, a nervous lad called Chicken Schitt. Meanwhile, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt who were inseparable during childhood married the Happens brothers in a dual society wedding. It was announced in the society pages as the ‘Schitt-Happens” wedding! The Schitt-Happens children were; Dawg, Byrd and Hawse. Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home as an adventurer and toured the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt. … So there you have it! If someone accuses you of not knowing Jack Schitt, you can now inform them that not only are you familiar with Jack, but you know the whole family!!!
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 09:21:49 +0000
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