Do you live in the greater Louisville area? Do you own a boat? Do you find me moderately entertaining and/or love my wife......well Ive got a surprise for you! I am open to go boating on July 6th and am REALLY excited about it! Fortunately for one lucky FB friend, if you fit the above criteria, Alyssa Meyer Schlimm and I can join you on this glorious day. Let me know if you would like some company on your boat on July 6th and I will showcase some of my greatest skills: Floating. Drinking Coors Lights while floating. Making funny jokes about people you dont like. Being thrown from inflatable tubes. Using copious amounts of sunscreen. Wearing speedos. Floating. Eating snack. And more! Please let myself of Alyssa know if you are interested in this once in a weekend opportunity and we may just show up on your boat on July 6th from 11am-5pm! We have to be back for church at seven...... May the odds forever be in your favor. - K PS this offer IS open to people I havent talked to in a really long time who may not even consider me a friend anymore and question why we are still FB friends.......ok see ya for real this time.
Posted on: Tue, 01 Jul 2014 01:03:59 +0000
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