Do you think this is possible? Could this conversation have actually taken place at the end of 2010… Eddie: Mick, I have an idea. I want you to coach Carlton. Mick: WTF! Why? That’s crazy. Their shit! Eddie: Look, your on 700 a year here, Carlton will get rid of Rats as soon as you’re available and they will offer you well over a mill for your services. I would be willing to chuck in a couple of hundred under the table for the embarrassment factor. Mick: I don’t know Eddie that’s pretty shit. Who will coach Collingwood? Eddie: I’d say tanking for 5years is pretty shit as well but they did it. Anyhow, with Swan and Pendles kicking it to Cloke, any Muppet could coach them to a flag. We pretty much has the 2011 flag stitched up unless we get a heap of injuries and some shit flog (like Hawlkins) has a one off, day out in the GF. Look Mick, we hate Carlton yes? All I’m asking you to do is become the head coach and keep the same list that they have now until they sack you. It will be a pissa, they won’t finish bottom but they will never play finals with that shocking list. Mick: Fine then, I’ll do it. Only on one account. Eddie: Yeh sure anything. What is it? Mick: Appoint Buckley as Collingwoods head coach so I can get my job back in 3 years’ time.
Posted on: Fri, 05 Jul 2013 23:22:37 +0000
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