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Doctori: - Doctore, sunt constipat de o saptamâna. Nu stiu ce sa mai fac; imi vine sa ma urc pe pereti. Ce poti sa-mi dai? Doctorul ia o cutiuta, un flacon mare, o lingurita si incepe sa intrebe, punând totodata praful din flacon in cutiuta: - O sa te rezolvam rapid chiar acum, când ajungi acasa. Dupa ce iesi de la mine, cât mergi pâna la tramvai? - Pai, vreo 50 de metri. Doctorul pune in cutiuta putin praf. - Si cu tramvaiul cât mergi? - 7 statii. Doctorul pune iar o jumatate de lingurita si un pic. - Si de la tramvai pâna acasa, de la scara câte trepte si câte etaje si de la lift pâna la usa, câte broaste ai de descuiat, cât este pâna la toaleta? La fiecare raspuns, doctorul pune putin sau mai mult medicament. - Acum ia praful strâns aici cu un pahar cu apa si... vedem acasa. Dupa doua zile, se intâlnesc pe strada. Doctorul, curios: - Ei, cum a fost? - Doctore, ai fost fantastic, câta precizie ai avut. Ai gresit doar cu vreo 10 metri si am facut pe hol...

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