Dog bite ya, Cropover 2014 is done and dusted and ready to be reviewed. I know some of yall sick and tired of my reviews( like I care) so I have decided to take a different approach. This year I will review the festival through 40 questions. Some hilarious, some disgusting and some pertinent. After all it’s the 40th anniversary right? With that said lets jump right into these questions. 1. After nuff nuff years of jumping up, why are we still shocked to see bbws on the road in all of their splendor? 2. Why artiste in competition keep bringing better artiste on stage to help boost their performances? Is there an extra point for that? 3. Why the calvacades get treat so rough? 3b. What the hell does calvacade mean anyway? I tried googling that shit and get nothings and rest, NCF talk to me. 4. Wonder if kid site regret that rant on his FB page? 5. Who is really responsible for injecting long division into the liver of that calypso tent? 6. Why de announcer so deadly and underrated? HA!!! This is not (5b). 7. Why ppl still arguing about the routes for jump up day? JUST JUMP!!!!.....walk back up JUMP AGAIN!!!! Geezeeeee. 8. Why hypa dawg never competing when the comp is noticeably weaker??????? 9. Why Imani aint make sweet soca finals? 10. Somebody tell me why they done way with tshirt bands for foreday? 11. Why grown drunk men won’t stop breach my cropover rules by letting strange sober women wukup in their face? We did so well last year. 12. Why Blue Box Cart always out front? 12b. Did yall see the article written about race and cropover? 13. Leadpipe & Saddis or Porgie & Murda? 14. Why that silicone looking heifer don’t put on some more clothes or just come naked let me see d bizness? Tired of she. 15. Why we aint got a competition name “chune of the party”. Song most played at 20 random fetes. (properly audited) 16. Why women hide their bra and panty when ya pass by their house unexpectedly but expose it all for men on the street that never even bought them a coke n shirleys biscuit? 17. Since when folks want foreday attire to be a dress rehearsal for kadooment? Tshirts cheap!!!! 18. Why did I see girls clearly not 18 handing out beer foreday? 19. Matter of fact why 12/13/14/15 year olds at foreday period? 20. Matter of double fact why toddlers at foreday? 21. Wonder what happened to all those drunk women I saw being carted off to dark places during foreday jump? 22. When will the 1000 year ban of the Roberts band start? Pleaseeeeeeeeeee. 22b. What makes Roberts band smell the worst anyway??? 23. So the same 2 ppl will give commentary on the bands at the stadium EVERY YEAR? She don’t get interschool sports wuk too EVERY YEAR? Nobody else in bim aint went broadcaster school? 24. So if the fashionistas want to dress up for kadooment why don’t they join the band that mainly wins best costume? Or winning doesn’t necessarily mean fashionable? 25. Wait a min, are costumes only judged from 40 ft away on kadooment day or are they pre judged in some backroom the day before? If they are not prejudged I want to know where I can get some that NCF bionic vision from. 26. Why did I see so many ppl just walking and talking with glum faces at foreday? $150 burn up? Drinks run out? Done get ben up? Talk to me!!!! 27. Why do I hardly hear social commentary on the radio? Is it that the chunes aint sweet enough for the hip stations? 28. Isn’t the church tired fighting cropover? 29. Who kidnap contone and pong but left ramases????? : ( 30. Why ppl hate on corey worrell’s article so much? Dude made some very valid points. Some ppl just hate to be told they are doing it wrong. 31. I spent about $35 for cropover, how much did you spend? BE HONEST!!! 32. Was I the only person who didn’t realize Biggie never won till this year? Eheee 33. What is so GREAT about Bushypark????? BRING BACK THE COAST!!!!! 34. How do ppl actually manage to ride the speaker all the way to spring garden? Dem DEAF???? 35. In addition did you ride anything stiff for cropover? Chuuneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 36. Why that man cuff Owen (not Arthur) so hard? AHAHAHAAHA get up Owennnnnnn. (street fighter parody video). It is a must see!!!!! Down, down, back, forward, R2…PERFECT!!!! 37. What REALLY happened to the lack of fast chunes this year though???? Where is spinpooch inc?? 38. Show of hands who want power x 4 fetes to make a comeback? 39. How Gorg manage to…infact ,How you doing????? (wendy Williams voice) 40. What are Your 40 questions?
Posted on: Thu, 07 Aug 2014 23:47:29 +0000
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